[聚關注]蘋果：別眨眼！Don’tblink！網友神吐槽耳機設計！

蘋果正式釋出iPhone7/Plus兩款手機新品以及第二代Apple Watch。釋出會結束後蘋果官方放出名為“別眨眼”Don't Blink的宣傳短片。

這則宣傳短片時間僅有107秒，利用非常簡短的文字和圖片將整個釋出會主要內容前後串聯。

影片從蘋果CEO蒂姆庫克在前往釋出會的車上唱歌開始，直接過渡到iPhone7/Plus的釋出。iPhone7系列新增兩個配色：黑色和亮黑色，搭載最新A10處理器，擁有全新觸控式Home按鍵，雙立體聲揚聲器，升級版Retina顯示屏，iPhone史上續航最為持久的電池以及全新1200萬畫素攝像頭，在低光下拍攝效果優秀，7 Plus擁有雙後置攝像頭。

iPhone7系列擁有IP67級別防水防塵認證，幹掉3.5mm耳機介面，使用者可以使用Lightning介面耳機或者直接使用AirPods無線耳機。

隨後，影片介紹了第二代Apple Watch，名為Apple Watch Series 2，該裝置擁有防水設計，內建GPS，採用全新S2處理器，推出更多表帶，新增與Nike耐克合作的Nike+特別款，新增一個陶瓷材質錶盤。螢幕亮度提升最高亮度達到1000尼特。

這一切之後，網友Amanda Rosenberg神吐槽新耳機設計。

Yeah We Removed The Headphone Jack. The Fuck You Going To Do About It?

Hello World. It’s us, Apple. You crying because we took away your headphone jack? Pshhh, grow up. Do you know how innovative you have to be to remove a headphone jack? Very fucking innovative is the answer to that question. People don’t realize how much courage it took to make that decision. Sitting in meetings where people would say “people want better chargers” and “the chargers are shitty” and “we should just make better chargers” and to have the bravery to say “no, let’s remove the headphone jack”. That takes some goddamn brave balls right there. And now look at us now. At the forefront of technology. With these fucking awesome AirPods. Beautifully designed white sticks that’ll make you look like your ears bleed cum. Sure, they’re easy to lose but we’ve come up with an ingenious solution for that, we call it Buy Another Pair, Idiot. Can’t believe there’s so much fuss over a headphone jack. If we had more time we would have removed so much other shit. We were going to take away the home button and replace it with Forehead TouchID so that every time you wanted to go back, you’d have to tap the screen to your forehead. CAN’T YOU SEE HOW FUCKING COURAGEOUS THAT IS? Probably not, because you’re not Apple, you’re person. Now stop whining and buy this goddamn phone and these goddamn white bluetooth-headset-looking motherfuckers, because what’s your alternative? Any other phone? LMAO. Buy it you fucks.

APPLE OUT.