儲值
二寶近來經常對朵拉媽說我愛你。問他嘴為何這麼甜，他說：“儲值。”
承認
二寶頭髮很長了，但他對髮型很滿意，每天早上對鏡自照，堅決不肯剪。今天照完，嘆了口氣：
"Yes it's too long, even I have to admit it."
好人
我用AI合成了自己的語音，音質一模一樣，但音色積極友好溫暖。二寶轉頭跟我講：
“這說明你本來也可以做個好人。”
Oh My God
二寶跟我講：“剛才我在冰球場上被球射中，很痛，想哭，我就在心裡隨便找了個god，跟他講，You throw a challenge at me, I will take it gracefully and tough it out.”
我大驚：You believe in god already?!
“No, I’m not that naive. I just borrowed one, used it up, then threw it away, and forgot about it.”
扣分
吃完飯抹抹嘴，二寶給一家餐廳打了9分。為什麼扣一分？
“有海鮮，扣一分。”
G2
問二寶如何評估與朵拉的關係，二寶說：
“Mutual respect and mutual wariness.”